One of the best ideas since sliced bread was the Sequester. This wonderful piece of non-legislation is destroying a whole lot of people who can’t be seen. We should be thankful for that. These invisibles are mostly drooling kids who just won’t get Headstart and senile elderly people who will just see their benefits slashed or Meals on Wheels taken away. Big deal. So what? I for one am deeply glad I can’t see these subhuman types and I can’t hear their stupid and silent screams.
What we really worry about these days is the Obama Phone Program. I bet you haven’t heard of this atrocity. This is another Big Government program for useless eaters who are lazy because their culture makes them useless and lazy. These sucking off the teat people eat and use, but don’t pay for anything. Obama wants them all to have phones. He thinks the dumbo chatter of a bunch of human trash welfare cheats is more important than the inalienable rights of Godloving standup Americans.
That’s why I wanna talk about God’s grace that’s bestowed on the righteous. If you are eating out of a dumpster, it’s because God is wreaking his judgment against your unrighteous head. God is smiting your unrighteous brow. You should bow your sorry head down and kiss the earth because you are going to hell.
If you have money, it’s because God wants you to have money. These are the people who are worth knowing in this life. These are the blessed to whom I bow down.
If I can’t hear you, if I can’t see you, you must not exist.
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