Obama phone

May 08, 2013

By James Burbank

One of the best ideas since sliced bread was the Sequester. This wonderful piece of non-legislation is destroying a whole lot of people who can’t be seen. We should be thankful for that. These invisibles are mostly drooling kids who just won’t get Headstart and senile elderly people who will just see their benefits slashed or Meals on Wheels taken away. Big deal. So what? I for one am deeply glad I can’t see these subhuman types and I can’t hear their stupid and silent screams.

What we really worry about these days is the Obama Phone Program. I bet you haven’t heard of this atrocity. This is another Big Government program for useless eaters who are lazy because their culture makes them useless and lazy. These sucking off the teat people eat and use, but don’t pay for anything. Obama wants them all to have phones. He thinks the dumbo chatter of a bunch of human trash welfare cheats is more important than the inalienable rights of Godloving standup Americans.

That’s why I wanna talk about God’s grace that’s bestowed on the righteous. If you are eating out of a dumpster, it’s because God is wreaking his judgment against your unrighteous head. God is smiting your unrighteous brow. You should bow your sorry head down and kiss the earth because you are going to hell.

If you have money, it’s because God wants you to have money. These are the people who are worth knowing in this life. These are the blessed to whom I bow down.

If I can’t hear you, if I can’t see you, you must not exist.

This piece was written by:

James Burbank

James Burbank has written and published over 200 articles for regional and national publications such as Reuters International News Service, The World & I Magazine, National Catholic Reporter, Farmer’s Almanac, Los Angeles Herald Examiner, La Opinion, New Mexico Magazine, Albuquerque Journal, Albuquerque Tribune. He is author of Retirement New Mexico, the best selling book published by New Mexico Magazine Press, now in its third edition. He is also author of Vanishing Lobo: the Mexican Wolf in the Southwest, published by Johnson Books.

As a professional writing consultant, he has written and edited publications, video and radio scripts, annual reports, and investment information for a wide variety of corporate clients. A Lecturer II for the Department of English, Burbank has specialized in teaching technical writing and professional writing. His interests extend from composition and writing theory to environmental and nature writing. He has played a leadership role in developing and implementing the English Department’s teaching mentorship program.