When Susanuh first took office, her reading scores absolutely sucked, but the voters liked her, so through this weird social promotion program called the vote, she assumed the mantle of governor.
Over the past four years, I’m weepingly proud to say, Susanuh has renounced social promotion, and she is now ready to read even the hardest words. She could read the names of each one of her potential challengers emblazoned across five grainy black and white pictures of Pirate Bill Richardson that appeared in her primary TV ad. That was no sweat for Susanuh.
One word Susanuh has struggled with for years even though she sounds it out over and over. That word is c-o-m-p-a-s-s-i-o-n as in the Lynn and Erin Compassionate Use Act, the legislation that started Medical Marijuana in New Mexico.
This program is known nation-wide as a model, and now Baby Susanuh wants to destroy this state-run pot farm that allows people who have been stupid enough to get sick access to that horror drug, marijuana. Yes, that’s right folks, degenerates who have crippling arthritis, severe chronic pain, intractable nausea and vomiting, PTSD, cancer, MS and other qualifying conditions can sit around smoking grass all day and not work. Even those New Mexicans who are thoughtless enough to be dying can imbibe in reefer madness. Not very productive at all. Many of these folks were the dumb-luck Joes who served in our armed forces, folks Susanuh would just as soon be neither seen nor heard.
And Baby Susanuh wants to make these useless social misfits understand if they want to blow dope all day, they will have to pay fees for their marijuana cards, and marijuana growers will have to come up with bundles of money, because Susanuh has had no problem spelling the easy word, p-r-o-f-i-t, and that’s what it’s all about for our once and future gov. It’s much more important the state makes a dime off all this boo being consumed by patients who are mostly indigent.
People who have no money and who are desperately ill should certainly come up with the dough for their disgusting cannabinoids, or just forget about it. Because she’s had such a rough time spelling compassion, Susanuh has never had the warm fuzzies for the Medical Marijuana Program. A couple of years ago a weird pseudo psychiatrist appeared in front of the Dept of Health and mumbled about trying to remove PTSD from the qualified conditions list, and now Baby Susanuh is taking a more frontal assault on Medical pot.
The DOH will have hearings next Monday in Santa Fe to see if there is any such thing as patient rights in New Mexico or if Baby Susanuh will have her way, enact all these fees and program changes that will send these so-called patients scurrying to the streets for their reefer where they will be the common criminals they really are.
(Photo by Steve Terrell)
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