Articles By

Daniel Schwartz

Cereal, or Syria, or Whatever

I think we should just get in there to Swaziland as quick as possible before the UN can say diddle squat to tell Adam, or Sadam, or Asad, or Borat, or what’shisface  to stop raising our gas prices and murdering his own people with postulations. We have lock-sure evidence he was the one who released sarin on all those folks who all look the same.

This is nothing like Iraq. This is nothing like Afghanistan. This is nothing like Viet Nam or New Jersey, for that matter…

The Sadness of Trayvon Martin

Sadness!  Why is it that so many have lost their hearts and ability to think clearly in an America that grows more totalitarian and militaristic every day? Why do we confuse the victim and the executioner?  George Zimmerman was acting in a militaristic manner and hunting with his gun.  Travyon Martin was minding his own business and eating Skittles.  Apparently being young, being black and wearing a hoodie  makes one threatening and/or guilty-a target for all the George Zimmermans of America…